I am Audi

A dapper-looking chocolate covered strawberry.

I want something like this so bad.

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you’ve been to college.

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—	Kurt Vonnegut

godzillahaiku:

Submitted by Nancy Newkirk

turnofthecentury:

Maude Fealy as Juliet

via rosewithoutathorn

So after, when he whispers, “You love me. Real or not real?”

I tell him, “Real.”

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—	Mockingjay by Suzanne Collins